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2004-10-23 - 9:34 p.m.
so, i have been spending a lot of time w/ this guy at my work, totally as friends but we joke all the time about it being more. he does that with the other 3 attractive girls i work with and as far as i can see, with everyone everywhere (well, only of the female persuasion i guess, not really Everyone.) so, a couple of weeks ago we went out for lunch with 2 of the other girls i work with. we were being naughty as usual and somehow a joke was being made about me giving really good, cheap hand-jobs. we were all laughing and the my friend asked if he could get change for his $20 - i had said they were 5 bucks... so then we went to pay and all i had was 3 5s... so everyone saw them and laughed because it just fit, i had Obviously gotten them by giving handjobs at work...you know, i type with one hand really well... and then he tried to get the girls to give them to him. he also made a joke later about going to the bank because he needed to get 5s for the $300 he had on him...ha ha ha. ok. joke was over but since then it has been brought up a few times and things have escalalated w/ the innuendos. needless to say, the last few weeks have been really funny. well, last nite he called and i said that he should come over and drink the last of my wine with me. he said he would but then his wife called and told him to get home NOW and he could not come. so i said of course fine. but then to mess with him, i called him back (thus me not being allowed to use my cell phone after drinking like 300 glasses of wine) and was going to say 'hey, if you come over i will give you a $5 handjob' and instead it came out Blowjob. ok, that is bad enough (and i did not mean either, just somehow thought that i was ms. clever and funny drunk girl and that he would get a kick out of it) but, the bad part is that he did not answer his phone (no, don't cringe, his wife didn't either) but the bartender at the bar did, my friend was in the bathroom. and i thought i noticed his voice being wierd but not fast enough because the commment had already been thrown down and when i realized it wasn't S (i got tired of continuing to type 'my friend' so we are going to just call him S), i could not explain my mistake. and now i had to try to play it off as a joke. so the bartender says, ummm. are you good? and i laugh and say Of course. and then he says, are you naked? and i said, noooo, i am wearing what i was ealier when lori put her foot up my skirt. and i asked him what i had worn to work. and he tried to skirt the question and said, sooo, i found this really great guy for you. i can't come over but he can...i said 'S, tell me what i was wearing today' and he handed to phone back to S who had come out of the bathroom and told him that i knew it wasn't him but then, i had to explain to S what had happened and couldn't explain about the BJ and HJ snaffu and now i am really really embarassed and not looking forward to that conversation...
"so, um. S, i am really sorry that i called you last nite and offered you a blowjob."
there is just no way that this is going to be fun for me. i have been mulling over all day just how to handle it.
sigh. i know. i should just stop drinking altogether but we all know that is not going to happen...
